I'm not sure what to major in. Will you please help; I am really upset?

I wanted to base my major on whether or not I passed the AP test because I want a major in college where I will be successful. Well, I called for my AP scores a few days ago and felt my heart sink when I heard my scores. I got a 2 on AP Literature, a 4 on AP US Government, a 5 on AP Calculus AB and a 5 on AP Psychology. Upon receiving the news of my scores, my heart sank. I loved English and hated Government and Calculus. In fact, I purposely screwed around on the Calculus test because I did not think that I would ever pass it because I finished so early. These scores were the opposite of my expectations, and now I do not know what to major in during college. I do not understand it; I have never in my entire high school career failed anything to do with English (I never had anything less than an A), but I have always sucked at math. Now that I have failed English, I do not know if I am even college material. What should I do? I cannot stop thinking about what a failure I am. Also, if it helps, I got a 3 on AP Biology and AP US History last year. Thanks.